Soccer is a great sport that is popular throughout the world. One reason it is so popular is because anyone can play it. Men and women, kids and adults, blind and deaf, American and African, short and tall, skinny and not so skinny, funny and serious, students and teachers, parents and grandparents, criminal justice majors and computer science majors, Presidents and Mark Zuckerberg, dogs and chimpanzees, and every other living thing on earth can play soccer too if they so desire.
The rules are so simple too! All you have to do is kick a ball back and forth across a grassy field over and over again. You can also flop if anyone touches you. Then the game will stop and everyone who roots for your team will feel bad for you.
Author may not agree with everything he wrote above, however soccer is still the best sport for those of you who were wondering.
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